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5:47pm July 29, 2014
Anonymous asked: Hold hands and go see a movie with

Hmmmm I’d rather do that with my gf but we could catch a movie

2:10pm July 29, 2014

avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

2:09pm July 29, 2014

kixxinq:

If Tumblr was a movie I’d probably be the extra in the background no one notices

Until later because you have a magnificent facial expression in this one frame then you become an internet meme that Rages over tumblr for about 2-3 weeks then occasionally rises your dark head from the depths of oblivion :)

2:07pm July 29, 2014

planet-express-inc:

planet-express-inc:

Lol I love Samantha, she’s like “go one mile, turn left on road”

Samantha is my GPS

2:07pm July 29, 2014

nakedly:

just reminding everyone i have an ask box

10:16am July 29, 2014
10:16am July 29, 2014
Need

Need

10:15am July 29, 2014
mindofablackman:

fuckyourracism:

sugoi-rudeboi:

jelizabeth41:

lyriciss:

petitfemmenoir:

THIS IS NOT NEWS

I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.

👆👆👆👆👆

BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.

Africans in Africa? Mind blown. 

Lol I love yall

So it never made sense to me why they were portrayed as like ‘olive colored skinned’ white people because it doesn’t make a lot of sense. We all know the lighter your skin the easier you are going to burn; so to prevent that? Your body develops more pigment and a whole bunch more of sciencey stuff to protect you, it probably would have been super weird for them to see a white person. So fuck history for trying to erase the fact that black people had a huge successful kingdom that was standing for over 3 millennium then it was taken over by Rome, but still the way history has been done is wrong.

mindofablackman:

fuckyourracism:

sugoi-rudeboi:

jelizabeth41:

lyriciss:

petitfemmenoir:

THIS IS NOT NEWS

I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.

👆👆👆👆👆

BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.

Africans in Africa? Mind blown. 

Lol I love yall

So it never made sense to me why they were portrayed as like ‘olive colored skinned’ white people because it doesn’t make a lot of sense. We all know the lighter your skin the easier you are going to burn; so to prevent that? Your body develops more pigment and a whole bunch more of sciencey stuff to protect you, it probably would have been super weird for them to see a white person. So fuck history for trying to erase the fact that black people had a huge successful kingdom that was standing for over 3 millennium then it was taken over by Rome, but still the way history has been done is wrong.

10:02am July 29, 2014
lizzielez:

lizzielez:

10:00am July 29, 2014
10:00am July 29, 2014

ontofinerthings:

You know what I absolutely LOVE in a relationship? 

I love when you catch your lover sneaking a peek at you or checking you out when they think you’re not paying attention. That look is a tell all. You can see in their face how much they love you, how beautiful they think you are and even how badly they want to take and explore every inch of your body. 

Yeah, that look.

9:55am July 29, 2014

wwonderful:

what the fuck is wrong with u people if a person wants to wear a grandpa sweater and a flowercrown while drinking a pumpkin spice latte fucking let them live their life the last thing they probably need is your broke judgmental ass giving them hella negative vibes cause you don’t like their life choices bye

9:55am July 29, 2014
xcuteikinz:

gryffindorgeek7777:

mad-piper-with-a-box:

thetomska:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

It’s great that he’s addressed this but are we really supposed to believe that NO ONE during the extremely lengthy processes of writing a song, recording it, mastering it and animating the music video wouldn’t have brought it up?

Excuse me but how the hell is spastic even remotely insulting?

So I just recently learned that in the UK calling someone spastic means the same thing as calling someone retarded, only much worse.
If it makes people in the UK feel any better, people in the US literally do not know this (like literally no one I have ever met and/or know). Here being spastic is usually meant to mean something along the lines of acting like a hyper-active child (like running around in circles yelling just because they feel like it please be quiet for just 2 minutes type of child). NOBODY here uses it as a slur.
Since Weird Al is a US musician and the US music industry is pretty non-international, yeah actually I think its entirely possible that none of the people who worked on this song actually knew that spastic was considered an awful slur in some parts of the world.
And I’m like 99.9999% sure that Weird Al is genuinely very sorry that he was accidentally offensive.

^^^^^

xcuteikinz:

gryffindorgeek7777:

mad-piper-with-a-box:

thetomska:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

It’s great that he’s addressed this but are we really supposed to believe that NO ONE during the extremely lengthy processes of writing a song, recording it, mastering it and animating the music video wouldn’t have brought it up?

Excuse me but how the hell is spastic even remotely insulting?

So I just recently learned that in the UK calling someone spastic means the same thing as calling someone retarded, only much worse.

If it makes people in the UK feel any better, people in the US literally do not know this (like literally no one I have ever met and/or know). Here being spastic is usually meant to mean something along the lines of acting like a hyper-active child (like running around in circles yelling just because they feel like it please be quiet for just 2 minutes type of child). NOBODY here uses it as a slur.

Since Weird Al is a US musician and the US music industry is pretty non-international, yeah actually I think its entirely possible that none of the people who worked on this song actually knew that spastic was considered an awful slur in some parts of the world.

And I’m like 99.9999% sure that Weird Al is genuinely very sorry that he was accidentally offensive.

^^^^^

9:53am July 29, 2014

lordofthewincest:

I’ve been following some of you so long I’m so attached to you I don’t even care what you post anymore I just enjoy your presence and personality thanks for being so rad even though I don’t talk to a lot of you yeah this post just got 10 times creepier ok bye

9:53am July 29, 2014

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?